wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??
Play, children. play in the pits of hell.
santa saw you cum in your friends shower
*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking
My friend Nihal submitted a picture of Aziz Ansari for his senior picture.
can’t wait to not get kissed again this new years
when you eat gushers your head turns into the fruit of the flavor that you eat so why the fuck did the black kids head turn into an octopus
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
how is my selfie from a month ago circulating rn