Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

unicorn-sparkle-bug:

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

bronyman1995:

since1969:

jaidefinichon:

dude?

I am…..wat
serotoninnnnn:

externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

literally had to reblog because this is basically my local tesco.

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life
letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed